So, the lentils I tried sprouting never really sprouted. They just got fatter and fatter and fatter for two weeks and then were relocated to the compost pile. I don’t know if the lentils were old and dead or if it was too cold. I suspect the former. And the dress I bought was only just okay, so I’m sending it back. I also baked a loaf of bread that was very very far from perfect.
I don’t really mind failing once and a while. What would be the fun in life if I did it all perfectly the first time?